Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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