yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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