he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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