What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I party with great urgency now.
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