Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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