4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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