By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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