he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am one with the molecules
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
