i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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