Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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