remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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