Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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