I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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