You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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