Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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