we're blogging at a bar
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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