He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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