What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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