ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize