yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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