they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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