This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
