But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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