I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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