I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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