You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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