I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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