I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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