I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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