what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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