Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
His nipple licking is glorious
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