TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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