OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
