Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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