you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You may now shotgun with the bride
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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