Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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