You're so nebulous sometimes
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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