I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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