The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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