You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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