It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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