Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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