Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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