so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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