There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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