I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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