we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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