that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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