your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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