He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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