: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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