so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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