So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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