from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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