every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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