Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
