I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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