the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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